OklahomaHorses Magazine May 2021

May/June 2021 • OklahomaHorses 17 “If you’re in a hole, quit diggin’.” – COWBOY SAYIN’ “Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole, and once it has done so, he (or she) will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.” – RALPH WALDO EMERSON What do you call someone who wears cowboy clothes? Ranch dressing. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. “Every horse deserves to be loved by a little girl at least once in their life.” – Unknown What do you call a horse that likes to stay up late? A night mare. What did the horse say after she fell over? Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up! What’s the hardest thing about learning to horseback ride? The ground. What makes a horse sneeze? Hay fever. What kind of horse travels all around the world? A globe trotter. What kind of food do race horses like to eat? Fast food. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe on the ground? Some poor horse is walking around in socks. (Via ihearthorses.com ) Photo by Brett Locey